Big Sex Symbol

Her breasts popped out during Saturday's pay-per-view UFC event, the camera panned over Paris Hilton. Gathering up all the evidence, I think it's safe to say that Paris Hilton is, in fact, a cartoon character. It's the only scientifc explanation for her life. That, or just an extreme case of 'being a super Paris.'

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The hotel heiress - who was reported to have had a bust-up with the 'Mean Girls' actress after her alleged romance with the Greek shipping heir - insists the rumours were false because there is no way her ex would dream of romancing Lohan.

She told Britain's Style magazine: "That was crap. She's never even hung out with Stavros. He thinks she's pathetic."

Paris, 25, recently revealed she is happy to be single at the moment because she finds having a boyfriend too tiring.

The 'House of Wax' star said she has no intention of hooking up with anyone because she wants to focus on her fledgling music and acting careers.

She said: "It's really exhausting being a girlfriend. I'm always putting all my energy into some guy and I'm bored with it."

Britney & Paris's Party-Packed Holiday

[ Nov 29 ] Britney hang out with Paris Hilton partying all night. And a paparazzi captured her without underwear. Shocking, who could've imagined that we could see her secret.